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A: Hey B, Where did you get in
B: Harvard...
A: WOW!! OMG, Congratulations
B: ...of the South
A: Oh, well Duke University is good too
The school everyone rips on, but secretly loves. There are in fact residents living on campus, although everyone loves the commuters so much more.
Let's pay the commuters at Adelphi University to park their car's around the block, and then transport them by bus to campus!
A school where people go if they enjoy gettin it on with their siblings.
Dude, I haven't humped my sister in a few days I need to go to the University of Georgia!
1. One of the best Universities in the West, and the first and best university in the state of Utah. An institution with a rich academic heritage, including the first implanted artificial heart, and the first dialysis machine, as well as the home of Nobel Prize winning faculty.
2. The school Mormons choose to go to when they want to receive a REAL education.
Also known as the U, or the U of U.
Thank goodness you got accepted to the University of Utah and chose to go there instead of going to the school in Provo, where you might have had to settle for a wife and kids and a degree instead of a REAL education.
The overrated state university of the Philippines where conceited people pretending to be poor study and live off the national budget for education.
The school is infamous for its dark, dangerous streets, its communist teachers, and its derelict facilities.
I istady in da University of the Philippines. My breyn more intelidyent dan ol yor breyns poot togeder so suck my ghetto dick!
The only college where the greatest Martial artist BRUCE LEE went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"I went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
The perfect school for kids looking to make friends, hang out and party. Even though it's a small school, no one gossips or talks shit; Willamette kids are just out enjoy life and get stoned in the botans. Beautiful campus too, with the sun shining almost 365 days a year where hot girls in bikinis can be seen lounging by the milll stream drinking mojitos and martinis. Willamette is also known for having some of the craziest parties, which is why it's currently battling University of Colorado and Arizona State for Playboy's List of Top Party Schools for 2012. Almost everyone gets super shitty and no one judges each other for it. And the kids who don't drink usually stand awkwardly in the corner watching kids do body shots and take lines. Hardest partying goes on before and during finals week, when bearcats are looking to relax and de-stress before taking finals. The laid back attitude of this campus attracts some of the coolest and attractive people from around the country, with a 2-to-1 girl to guy ratio. You won't be disappointed at Willamette
University of Oregon student: yo dude we should hit up Willamette University this weekend, it's finals week and I heard they're having some sick ragers
Oregon State student: hell yea! those kids know how to go hard, and the chicks there are mad hot