Cum that is on end of the weeps from the penis
Jim was had silver tears of happiness last night
Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.
When you cry over everything after a few drinks.
When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.