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The male version of pillow princess.
Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it
Me and my girl made a couch pancake
Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch
When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.
Spending all day on the damn couch
I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room
I'm a couch crack
Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.