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A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls
Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite
A Realtor that is lazy, tired and not on their A game. Spends more time on their couch than actually working.
The seller decided to list their home with a couch Realtor that was about to retire from the business
Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.
Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?
Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.
When a person puts their hands into the cushions of their couch and is surprised to find pieces of shit layered in the inside these are probably left by a hoard of fuckboys that were not under proper control of the fuckboys supreme
Damn, yo these fuckn couch coins keep get'n my hands ahl covered in shit
A big muscular man(usually a black man) who fucks you so hard on the couch that your body is literally being stuffed into the folds and crevices of that couch.
That bouncer from the other night sure was a couch stuffer.
to sexually please someone.. on the couch
I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.