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when you are in the climax of wanking knowing that someone is coming, in wich case you begin to wank so fast you could satisfy a female blue whale
when ur mum is on her way up the stairs
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A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.
Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught
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The product of the male sexual climax.
Also known as: Sperm, Cum, Jizz.
Can also be used a single word: "Wanksauce"
I totally covered her face with wank sauce last night.
I really enjoy masturbating but getting rid of the wank sauce really sucks.
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Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.
I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"
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Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
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When you want to beat your meat but someone is coming to your house so you have to do it as fast as possible.
Dude last night I had the biggest boner but my mom wsd coming home so i had to do my signature "violent wank"
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When you masturbate for so long there is blood from chaffing, by the time you ejaculate the semen will be mixed with blood.
Dude I was masturbating for so long last night I gave myself a rainbow wank.
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