pizza night

What you say when your going to attend a party.

Hey bro, wanna catch a movie tomorrow night?

Nah man, I can't, its pizza night tomorrow.

True.

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pizza hut

A Pizza restaurant that also delivers. Serves excellent pizza, but nothing out of the ordinary.

Can I have a Meat Fest Stuffed Crust, please?

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pizza cutter

When someone takes their hand and slides it upward from the taint to the top of the butt crack while jamming into the anus on the way up.

I gave that slut a pizza cutter and she liked it.

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Pizza Face

Noun) 1. When you're face is covered in thrown-up or regurgitated pizza.

2. The act of punching your partner as hard as you can in the stomach during sex
in the missionary position to cause them to vomit on your face. Although this
move is recommended not to try unless you have an ample amount of paper towels,
it is said to be extremely arousing.

Eric: So I got pizza face yesterday.
Ronald: Oh wow, you must have been out of moves.

Brianna: It was the hottest thing ever!
Sharon: How the fuck is pizza face hot?

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pizza time!

4:30:
Ten minutes after 4:20 so you can blaze and then eat pizza.

"Hey, do you want to smoke at 4:20?"

"Only if we can go have pizza time! afterwards."

"PIZZA TIME!, PIZZA TIME!, PIZZA TIME!, 4:30!, PIZZA TIME!,"

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Pizza Roll

The act of rolling your limp penis up, then hitting your whore with it.

Dude John totally gave that whore a Pizza Roll.

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Tombstone Pizza

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!

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