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The dying of one's pubic hair.
What color is your box painted?
Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"
Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)
To jerk (masturbate) of
Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning
The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"
Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.
Effects include uncontrollable laughter.
Oh man where's the glitter paint?
Right here bro.
"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.
Woman#Paint me in your pickles!
Man#OK, your wish is my command.
When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.
Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."