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a fucking sexy ass bubble butt that you instantly know you would suck a fart out of and hold it like a bong hit
Those tight jeans made me start fantasizing about all the things I would do to that peach.
Meaning baby lovely hot stuff sweety, cutie
Hey there peaches don’t you look lovely
a nonperforming/underachieving mutant
Look at that peach
Guy 1: Look at the guy, not getting much luck with the ladies
Guy 2: That's because hes an absolute peach
Peaches is the one who gets lost at the Christmas market. She is the one who doesn’t find a ring for her finger. She is the one with eight power banks. Peaches is the one everybody knows from Mauerpark. She is the best friend you can wish for.
Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit
I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit
a delicious and juicy fruit that you can enjoy in a cobbler but that timothee chalamet also once ravenously fucked in his movie "call me by your name." Peaches have now been all the rage and are sold out from all of your local grocery stores. Employees say that peaches are "not in season" mmh shoreee back up buddy.
My dick sucker 3000 recently ran out of AA batteries so I've been substituting with a juicy peach. Wtf man! I was gonna use that for my thanksgiving cobbler you fat fuck.