Used to describe when an autograph is placed on a baseball, for a reason that makes no sense probably made up by prepubescent unemployed autograph hounds that chase clout instead of women
Damn bro Juan Soto pearled my baseball. Short signature under the Rawlings Logo
To roll a blunt with great skills and perfection !
Ofn I just pearled this bitch.
Where's the lighter?
To fuse the spilt cigarillo with a light er after spilling it and removing guts
He pearled the blizzy by using the lighter
Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.
I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.
an alcoholic beverage containing a mix of Midori melon liquer and pineapple juice.
I work at Chili's and some random old lady asked me for a pearl harbor!
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