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A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.
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When you have no money or broke
John: Does Jerry have any money?
Kelvin: Nah he got broken pockets
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a phone that is in a pocket accidentally, due to pressure on the pant leg, dials and calls a number or contact accidentally
*Ring Ring Ring
James: Hello, Bob! (Silence) You there?
*click
Betty: (to James) who was that?
James: That was Bob. He must have pocket called me.
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When your two hole cards dealt in a game of Texas Hold'em Poker are the two lowest black cards in a standard deck. Even though you have a pair of dueces, you still have a couple of nigs in your hand.
"I got pocket slaves and the 2 of hearts was on the river, I'm going all in."
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When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.
Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
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to be pick-pocketed by a person of spanish-speaking origins, I.e, a spic.
Man, I just got spic pocketed at Taco Bell.
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A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.
Gary was up all night playing games and decided to have a Hot Pocket because they are easy to cook.
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