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When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
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When you punch someone such force in one eye that the vibrations reverberate around the skull and make the other eye pop out.
That "B" was snoopin in my wallet that I had to give her the boomerang punch. I didn't realize the mess it would make on my shirt
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When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
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The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.
Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.
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1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.
Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.
That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!
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When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.
I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.
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When you/your friend does something so stupid, it deserves a punch on the arm.
Abbas: I Lost my phone...
Louie: Wtf? now that deserves a stupid punch.
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