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I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.
A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.
"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"
A severely infected penis that is comparable to the blue waffle (see blue waffle)
Jordan had sex with Emily now he has a purple pear and can barely walk.
Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.
"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple
Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!
Heavenly drink created by the gods to please us mortals.
Want to go get a purple flurp.
£20, in the UK. £20 notes are a purple sort of colour and are printed on a sheet of paper/cotton therefore called purple sheet or purple note
Buyer: How much are these garms?
Seller: £25
Buyer: I'll give your purple sheet