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the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover
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A really cute and trendy way to sum up an outfit but damn they are hard af to get on once you wear them once the rips start to tear and then you have to cut them off soon enough theres no more strings holding the rips together and then you look like whenever Billie Eilish wears those weird ripped jeans that have no strings and her knees fall straight out of her pants when she walks, also whenever you try to put them on your feet go straight through the rips and you make even more tears in the strings
Wow look at Jessi she looks super cute in those brand new Brandy Melville ripped jeans.
Ewwww look at Gabbi her ripped jeans have no more strings left!!!! she sooo looks like Billie Eyelash
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when you're so tore up, that the only way you can explain it is to say that they're rip schnickled. Tore up to the highest extreme.
Damn, that guy just drove 7 miles with no brakes and a fake hip! That guy's tore up rip schnickled!
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- To Rip someone, To Beat, To dominate an opponent or foe.
- When one has ripped you, one has defeated you.
- To overcome an opponent.
" Did you see that!? Matt got RIPPED! Now remember, who ripped you? "
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To make a cone rip (or large batch of cone rips): prepare a mixture of 40% tobacco (light preferred) and 60%marijuana (finely ground). Add to a shotglass and mix well. Cut with scissors until fine and flakey.
To take a cone rip: Fill the bowl of a bong with the mixture and hit it all in one rip. This comination will give you a headrush and get you hella high.
"Dude, we made a big enough batch of cone rips to load the bong all night."
"Oh man, I did too many cone rips last night and then I slept through work."
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