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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 12, 2020


Dirty pig roast

Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop

I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night

by Jbird20 February 21, 2021


Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017


Roasted toes

After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.

Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.

by robmatrob March 29, 2022


carolina pig roast

an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.

yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night

no way man that’s crazy congrats

by hap gilmore March 31, 2021


roast bait

Some one who is easy to roast

My brother wore sandals to church, he's roast bait !

by Litt gurl May 31, 2017


Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 06, 2018