A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven
Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef
Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?
Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.
Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”
“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”
It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.
I was the middle of a spit roast last night.
The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day
Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day