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roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

by dann1burk November 9, 2019


Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 30, 2020


butt roasting

Just Roasting Butts

He's butt roasting me in Fortnite!

by but roaster April 14, 2018


roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef

Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?

by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017


Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome

by Calonizier April 17, 2023


Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023


Roasting jasmin day

The 29th of april is roasting jasmin day

Oh its the 29th of april
Let's roast jasmin because its roasting jasmin day

by Oh my mu April 29, 2022