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December 12th-
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Reverse blumpkin. Female being eating out while taking a poop
I gave her a dirty pig roasts last night
Roasting a marshmallow
Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
After someone gets a hold of toe pics and get them shared all over the internet.
Hey dumbass you wanna go take some toe pics?
I have roasted toes.
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an evolution of the Russian flash-bang. The user does all the steps of the russian flash bang but with a few additional steps. the receiver must be bound with their hands behind their back and after following the steps of a russian flash bang, the giver sticks an apple or foreign object in the receivers mouth and runs.
yo man, i totally gave that girl a carolina pig roast last night
no way man that’s crazy congrats
When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.
“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”