Ja Rule

Should have been on the soundtrack to passion of the christ.

It's murdaaaaaaaaaa

Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.

Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.

Merci Rule

when you run 0.01 of a mile so you decide to spoil yourself with 18 bigmacs

damn, i think its time for a Merci Rule!

The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.

Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".

Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91

Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"