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A not-so-happy trail that ends in bumpy dry vagina that is filled with a yeast-infected, shit-covered cock.
I was sucba diving in the keys and came across a group of rusty coral.
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Same thing as the Bolkey, but attempting to insert the toe in the rear entrance
"Did Jon bolkey her again when you went tubing?"
"No, he changed it up and went for the rusty bolkey!"
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When you stick your nipple in someone’s ear hole while taking a shit in a cat litter box on one leg and eating a peanut butter and banana sand which with no crust. Hence the name rusty flamingo.
When the litter box was full and some one left crust on the counter I knew that my sister had just performed a “rusty flamingo” act.
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A game where you walk as far as you can letting out a little bit of a fart with each stride. The winner is the one who goes the farthest distance when the 'controlled' farting stops.
I just won the rusty robot competition at work. I got down the stairs and half way to the kitchen.
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When you fist a guys bootyhole, pull said fist out, and proceed to squeeze his cock as hard as you can with your shit coverd fingers.
Man my butts bleeding real bad after Mike gave me the rusty pliers.
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A red headed person that tries too hard. Generally this person is overwieght. Also has an obsession with Notre Dame.
Why dont you lose some wieght Rusty P.
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The act of making love to dirty work pants, using ketchup for lubrication.
The janitor was caught doing a "rusty pocketknife", on the clock...
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