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"You are what you say you are"
Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.
1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting
2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting
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Something that YOU won't be saying because YOU'RE not BLACK.
Dude: Hey, I'm gonna say the n word
Dude 2: That's racially offensive to every person of african descent, you cannot say the n word.
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What ever your gf ask you have to say yes
Gf::Can we get food?
Bf::Yes because it’s national say yes to your gf day
The 7 words that will never be spoken on TV. Created by George Carlin. They are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
The 7 words you can't say on t.v.:Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
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When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.
How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:
1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.
I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.
I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.
I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.
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“will you go out with me”
“n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”
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On November 17th girls have to say yes to all boys.
Omg Jennifer watch out its national girls say yes to boys day
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