Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

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Self medicate

Verb: to masturbate; satisfy ones self sexually

Melanie Griffith isn’t that hot. I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I’m not going to self medicate to her.

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Self reliance

Something the Chinese government doesn't believe in.

Communist China doesn't believe in self reliance because they don't let their citizens choose how to earn their own money.

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self image

Elf Age

It Is Truly My Age In Elf years

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self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

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self racist

when yourself makes fun of your own race

The janitor was a self racist janitor

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self shot

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

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