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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
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n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed
man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
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(noun)- A person who slaps your face
(verb)- To wickedly smash a person
(adjective)- A wicked smash
You just got trokie smashed!
That was a trokie smash slap.
Trokie smash slapped me!
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Term used to describe sexual intercourse, in which involves bringing a woman home and smashing of her vaginal region for a long period of time.
"I'm about to smash house this chick."
"What did I do last night? I just smashed housed all night long with my girl."
"Its Smash House time!"
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When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"
Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *
Yo, i fucking did the "Hulk Smash!" to this bitch!
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While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill
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Pretty sure this was a Three 6 Mafia joint from back in the day. I'd like it to mean "back in the game" or "got it on smash", but I could be wrong.
We back on the smash!/we don't bang we blast!
'Cause we're back on the smash.
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