snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

[blowing smoke up your snatch]

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.

"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."

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Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

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Bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

When your fellow-mate is being (see douche/pussy) you may "bust a kitten" in there snatch hole

D if you cant stop being a douche Im going to bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!

dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

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Good Catch, Tight Snatch

A respectable woman with a career, morals, manners and a fanny that grips like a vice.

I'm from an area where the women have four kids and they're all to 4 different fathers. All on benefits and their diet consits of McDonald's, Greggs or a blow job in a car park and its pointless shagging her because she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab.6
This lady I met runs her own business and has a snatch that's tighter than a worms belt..... In other words; she's a Good Catch, Tight Snatch

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