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Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.
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An F'ed up mess in the head of someone. A distorted view of morals and values
Lil bud's head is a squirrel cage
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guy slang to identify a natural red-head female by her pubic hair.
she's definately a "red squirrel"...license plate "rd sqrl" used by natural redheads.
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Flatulence so powerfully putrid that one tiny whiff can cause you to involuntarily double over and vomit.
Once our houseguests had overstayed their welcome, my husband rolled out his personal post-supper specialty: rotting squirrel farts that filled the house.
The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.
Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."
Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."
A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.
Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.
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One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"
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