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place where your mom and dad go to FUCK when they tell you that they are going to cash the paycheck
Dad:we'll go to mom and dad's bank ok son!!!
Kid:ok
Dad:(whispering to mom)you got the condoms ready??
Mom:hell yeah!!!
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HOME OF THE CASEYS - the sweetest high school in nj - by far the most interesting and entertaining too. no other high school has as much spirit and as much fun as us. no other highschool has the diversity in teachers and students personalities. it thrives on randomness, but lives on tradition. it connects faith, fun, education, and awesome people. you have to go there to understand it. class of '07 rules
random hs student, "school sucks"
red bank catholic student, "wish i could say the same"
random hs student, " what you mean, your school doesn't suck"
red bank cahtolic student, "well school is school, but rbc is awesome"
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a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
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Where someone goes into a bank and kidnaps all the women working in the bank for rape later. They may or maynot also rob it.
there's been a bank woman kidnaping.
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The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.
Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed
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An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
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1. The worst kind of encouragement friends can offer, esp. in regards to contacting exes or related parties.
You're thinking about doing something incredibly foolishly and your friend offers their help. Example... you, "I'd like to egg that asshole's car" ..your friend.."I've got eggs." ..you.."Sweet! Drive me to the bank!"
Instead of telling you not to and that you might regret it after because it's not a good idea, they drive your ass to the bank.
Originated from wanting to go confront the 'other woman' who worked at a nearby bank and having a friend not only support the idea, but enable it by driving.
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