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taking the rock

Said by a person in drug rehab

In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.

by LVNILL December 16, 2017


Take the bus

Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.

"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"

by sirarturo October 20, 2023


take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017


Take a sit

To calm and sit down

When a person is yelling and you tell them to take a sit.

by Autumncat November 23, 2015


dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018


Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 18, 2023


Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018