Said by a person in drug rehab
In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.
Proverb amongst suicidal people for ending their lives.
"I'm going to take the bus tomorrow, don't stop me"
1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker
Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz
My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz
An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”
Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.
Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.
The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.
I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.