force kids to listen to the demon that thrives of the depression on the young ones.
and will say "i don't know can you?" after you ask if you can go to the bathroom
Teachers will suck the happiness out of your soul to earn minimum wage
a person who you are forced to listen to as you wait in a jail cell with your friends scattered around you. sometimes they are cool but make sure too remember, they are not your friends, they are your captor.
*wakes up* NO IT IS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. I HAVE ____________ AS A TEACHER. NOOOOOOO
Day care worker that has to fill out report cards
A teacher is a well paid babysitter with an extra job of report cards
a dum fuck who works in hell and dont know what anything its the oppiste of perfect and sucess.
A person to help you solve problems you'd NEVER HAVE without them.
Teacher: Tell me something you've learnt about me
Student: Did you know why you are here? To help us solve problems we'd never have without you.
Teacher: ...
someone who teaches you stuff you wont even use when you going to be an adult
Oh teacher, what knowledge will you give (which we basically 76.9% not use in the future) today