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A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit
"I can't stand that big ass football bitch"
An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek
That guy is a football-neek
A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete
Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .
used to describe a girl dating or hooking up with one or multiple football players on a schools football team. often disliked by said football teams coach. purpose: distracting the players from the game, gain reputation. true football hoe will also hookup with or tease rival teams players. football hoes are often in the middle of rumors surrounding said football teams, but never start the rumors. a football hoe is a generally very trustworthy, kind and caring, and always loyal to her team. a football hoe doesn’t associate with anyone on the basketball team.
“you know that girl? she’s such a football hoe”