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When you’re having sex with your S.O. And you surprise them by tasing them mid stroke.
Bryan totally Percy Jackson’s his girl last night. Said he could feel the electricity where they were touching.
Referred to as "the Peter Jackson", it's another name for what is culturally known as the happy trail.
the Peter Jackson is the line of hair that grows from your belly button to your more....manly regions. Apparently, some girls think it's hot?
Happy Trail & the Peter Jackson = the same thing!
Guy walks on the beach shirtless, no chest hair, just the Peter Jackson. But it's so dark, it's more like the happy FREEWAY!
This man IS NOT DEAD! I REST MY CASE.
(STOP SAYING HE’S UGLY OR SCARY. HE IS SO DAMN HOT!! EVEN AFTER HIS SURGERIES!)
anyone- ew Michael Jackson is so ugly
Me- *pulls out gun* hmm?
anyone- oh I mean he’s so cute!
Me- that’s what I thought bitch.
He is one of the best looking people you will ever see in your life. He will always have respect for you if you are friends with him even thought it doesn’t seem like it. He can pull pretty much any girl that he wants or crosses his path. Always in a good mood and can cheer anyone up with his humor.
I love my teacher, hes such a Jackson Crane
OMG LOOK ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEE HEE HEE HEEE
OMG LOOKS ITS MICHAEL JACKSON HEEE HEEEE
The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
She is a slag who has disgusting nails. She needs to get a bath. She has nits and smells like fish