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When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.
Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter
Noun, woman or man or toaster that does not like her ice cream warm .chocolate chips should be sprinkled outside the house of a Beth Mac carthy to keep peasants away. Hobbies a Beth night enjoy : riding a horse through enchanted forests whilst singing 1d songs into a tooth brush or ice skating down mt Vesuvius.
She also enjoys sprinkling jam over sponges and gulping them down whilst snorkeling with the clown fish
#if Beth mac carthy were to be mousolini and ride dolphins across the med sea I would want to do
that too
To fix or alter something to make it work
hey i'll just mac nic nack your brakes, then they'll be sweet!
The romantic act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then treating your date to a delightful frozen novelty right up the shoot!
Daniel is so sexy and worldly! Last night he treated me to a Serbian Big Mac!
A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.
Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.
Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me
A WWE wrestler, son of Vince Mac Mahon and former owner of RAW. The most leet wrestler ever. Lets see that pussy rock do a coast to coast from 50 ft in the air.
Here comes the money, Dolla Dolla
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A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks
Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand
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