James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John
Shorthand for "A Nauticle Mile"
Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"
A genuine cock muncher, known best for dick riding the populars and being a straight up bitch.
Miles mims is a bitch
When the mileage on a car exceeds 250,000km, it is then known to have “moon miles”
“What’s the mileage like on that yoke?” “323,000km” “You’ll never be able to sell that, it has “moon miles” on it”
today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.
drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"
a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"
Literally the saddest simp out there. All they do is sit around home, sleep, and complain about how depressed they are. They try to make music but it always sounds like shit
Been feeling kind of “Mile Peaks” lately, might whine about my feelings the whole day