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When you mash a turd between your butt cheeks.
My friend pantsed me from behind and he came face to face with some dingleberry pancakes I whipped up that morning.
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When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.
Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.
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It’s when two people are cuddling perpendicular like a cross, then one does the worm on top of the other.
Mike wants to cuddle pancake Kaitlyn so hard.
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Okay, so you ever want a breakfast taco, but the tortilla isnt enough carbs to cure your hangover? You order a spicy pancake. Its a pancake topped with everything a millenial needs, bacon, avacado, and of course, hot sauce.
My boyfriend wants pancakes but I want a breakfast taco, we just got an order or spicy pancakes to go.
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When you slap two pancakes together to make a fart noise.
"That pancake fart was so narly!" -Aaron
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When you decide to go to sauna with your gf while your having hangover. In sauna you throw up and make your gf clean the mess by eating it.
"Maaan, i heard your gf enjoys finnish pancakes, how can that be?"
"Well she gets awesome sex afterwords."
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The pussy, made into a meal. that is very tasty. Sometimes preferred with maple syrup, or just KY.
Yo nigga i ate me some of dat puddy pancakes dis monin.
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