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A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder
A better term for a teste sac
Humorous scrotum
Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"
"Why us my pants purse so twisted"
"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.
The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.
Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.
pants of any ilk which provide a vibrating stimulus of the sexual variety
here boyo, have you seen my jiffy pants-I want to crack one off.
A better sounding name for the underwear you wear in front of a computer for maximum comfortability (and thermal balance) when you are alone at home and don't have to go somewhere.
When I get home, I'll change into my computer pants.