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someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”
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A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.
I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.
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apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
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When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
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When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck
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Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.
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Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.
Baby I think its peanut butter jelly time.
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