Diddy Piss

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of Ciroc ultra premium vodka mixed with grapefruit soda (Squirt, Wink, etc). The name originates from P.Diddy, who is Ciroc vodka's celebrity endorser.

"Yo playboy, you know Ima need a tall glass of Diddy Piss when I'm lampin on the yacht with two white bitches in the Mediterranean"

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taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

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Russian Piss

A term used for, vodka which is low in quality. Bottom shelf vodka.

You said this was topshelf, this tastes like russian piss to me.

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Piss Monkey

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

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nigger piss

The foam residue after consuming a beer at the bottom of the bottle, can, or cup. Usually in excess after chugging

"He man I totally downed that beer before you!"

"Nah man you got some shit at the bottom!"

"Please, thats just the nigger piss that doesn't count!"

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piss off

literally means "fuck off", but it sounds way cooler because not many people say it

Bill: hey Roger, what are you reading? a note?
Roger: piss off Bill!

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hippie piss

Patchouli oil (also patchouly or pachouli).

That chick smells like hippie piss.

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