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When you stick your penis inside someone's nose then proceed to masturbate and cum inside their sinuses
I gave my sister her favorite nose ring, but not the jewelry kind... you feel me my ninja
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When a ring is worn on your thumb it advertises your willingness to engage in anal sex. Like white pants it transcends the boundaries of gender and sexual orientation.
Kevin: "Hey Lisa May! Whats with your thumb ring?"
Lisa: "I'm hoping to find a willing guy at the bar to give bbatm"
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walking up behind a female who is sitting down in a chair and pull your dick out and lightly smack it against the side of her neck to get her attention.
She was sitting there at the computer and I wanted some pussy, so I had to ring the doorbell.
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the pubic hair of a red head chick
dude, maureen should shave, she has a ring of fire around her pussy.
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What we call sellouts or hypocrites!
Crystal is such a Cinnamon ring, she sold us out for those losers
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The ring of remaining foreskin just below the head of the penis on the shaft.
Larry doesn't have a tweed ring because he is uncircumsized.
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To receive or make a phone call while taking a crap.
To Give:
"Hey I was having a shit earlier, so I decided to shit ring Gary!"
To receive:
"It was fucking gross earlier, Dave shit rang me, he was like 'HEY GARY I'M TAKING A SHIT HAHAHAHAHA'..."
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