Oak Park and River Forest High School

It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t

College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...

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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

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Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

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floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

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A Man Has Fallen into The River In LEGO City

Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the Stretcher, And make the rescue. The new emergency collection from LEGO CIty

A Man Has Fallen Into The River In LEGO City, Build the new rescue helicopter, HEY!

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A man has fallen into the river in lego city

HEY

A man has fallen into the river in lego city start the new rescue helicopter

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a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City

When a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, it means somebody has trauma or PTSD of drowning.
Mostly used it people by the river

Guy 1: i have memories of a man has fallen into the river in LEGO City, its horrible man.
Guy 2: oh my....thats bad...
Guy 1: i cant get over it.

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