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Memphis Dry Rub

When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.

After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.

by Arc A. Noodle September 8, 2021


RUB ALLEGATIONS

Rub likes to scam and likes to larp, he is also a very horny slut sexual furry that likes to hump lip in the ass and also likes to show his thighs to kav and licks his hairy ass balls

I love him :heart: and I am sucking sava big dick

BY RUB ALLEGATIONS

by RUB1337 January 21, 2025


Bud Rub

When a girl gives you a hand job and calls you buddy after.

(Man ejaculates) "How was it buddy?" "Damn I didn't expect a bud rub!"

by Arkotix January 2, 2018


Rubbing the Bag

When you're with her and just massaging to the point where the bag is no longer in wherever is being massaged and touched.

YOOO. I was rubbing the BAG out of her clit dude it was crazy.

by Bagman45 April 27, 2019


Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress

That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing

by ELBENO99 October 17, 2016


Rub The Otter

It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker

"When I get home I'm going to rub the otter SO hard"

by ThyYisus November 6, 2016


Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021