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Spitting glue is an informal term of ejaculating, otherwise known as cumming or as releasing the california condor back into the wild.
Craig: Goddamn my guy, yesterday i was spitting glue to the charmin bears all day!
Jeff: What the fuck?
When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate
Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good
Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
Unbelievably clean.
Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.
An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."