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'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.
Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.
Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.
'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'
Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.
sapphire’s boyfriend/fiancé/husband
sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect
When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese
Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank
Alicia is soooo sweet and cute
and alicia ari stand Nr.1 has a insane good taste in music
An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.
Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.