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Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"
Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"
Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"
Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"
When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.
"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole
You're friend who you talk to all day on Sundays, and no one else. they are irreplacable. the only time you can have a different sunday buddy is when they are not home or if they die. And there are rules to Sunday Buddies:
1: You have to know them
2: You have to get along with them
3: It has to be someone no one would think of.
4: Has to be able to talk about something all the time (no awkward moments)
5: has to have a brain that works the same way as you, but uses it differently
"hey dude, wanna be my Sunday Buddy"
"sorry I already have one, you can be my backup one if you want"
A phrase used when a person ,organization or other treats you badly and alienates or thwarts good intentioned people or other organizations trying to help any given situation ends up getting outed and faces loss of job, criminal or civil investigations at which point they become superstars and help and or fix said situations with a snap of the finger. Instantly. Hilarious to watch it unfold ,especially when organizations are involved and send people scrambling to fix the problem
I just got off the phone with organization A. They were sweet as sunday pie once they found out they were liable ,derelict of their duties and now facing a criminal investigation . Too bad it only took 10 years for it to be resloved.
The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
The process of eating a girl out while she is on her period
“Dude, my girl was on her period so I gave her a Bloody Sunday”
A Bloody Sunday is when you eat a girl out on her period
“Dude, my girl was on her period so I gave her a Bloody Sunday.”