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Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 14, 2020


Ten-Six-Two

She looks good from 10 yards, ok from 6, but up close she's a two

AKA 10-6-2

Good from far, but far from good... classic Ten-Six-Two

by Willy Wankerrr April 27, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Two-Shoes

One of the best programs TeleToon and Jetix (unfortunately Disney XD) aired in TV. It's about a boy named Jimmy Two-Shoes who hangs out with his 2 best-friends Beezy and Heloise in a city named Miseryville making awesome stuff all over the city. His mission is to make things happier, something the governor of the city, Lucius Heinous the VII (father of Beezy) can't tolerate, and will do anything to stop him.

- Hey dude, let's watch some chill' stuff that premiered in Disney XD
- I don't know. You know Disney XD's shows so fucked up
- It's Jimmy Two-Shoes

- Seems funny. Okay, turn on the TV.

by alonsosc98 October 11, 2013

32๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wanna run two's?

Refers to the action of splitting the cost of a big meal in pairs of two's.

That's a little expensive man, you guy's wanna run two's?

by NotoriousHakim August 4, 2017


Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

by Wantacow March 15, 2009

129๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 15, 2007

57๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


two party system

complete shit

man, i gotta drop a big stinky two-party-system

by jason January 18, 2004

84๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž