Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

chair

something you use to rest your butt

i love sitting in chairs

chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

chair

some thing you sit on

i sat on the chair

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

Chair

Every chair is a seat, but not every seat is a chair.

Take a seat. Pull up a chair.