Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

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muff brush

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it

i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush

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nut muff

When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.

Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"

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Muff bag

A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag

Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! I really stetched her wide!

Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!

Person1- No, like a muff bag!

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minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.

Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.