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In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.
It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.
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The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
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A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
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when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful
I have strep penis because she had strep throat when she gave me head
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A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.
Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".
Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"
Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
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When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
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The most mysterious creature on the planet, scientists have predicted that this object is the same size as Bigfoot. The penis of Jamin is known to have special powers like "rapid fire" and "steady aim" which has the ability to make any woman fall in love with that piece of steak. It is believed that this penis has the ability to turn women into stone. The song "Young, Wild, and Free" is based on this mythical object. There is only one picture of Sir Jamin's penis. The picture is believed to curse any man to see it, but will make a women pregnant upon viewing it.
Damn Walter have you heard of Jamin's penis and how it slated Hudgens in half?
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