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sean is the most gumpy person in this world. there is no one as gumpy as sean. he is very fat and full of himself and needs attention so badly he makes the worst jokes I've ever heard. He gets head from emo bitches who only smoke and don't go to class, and he plays Fortnite instead of doing his homework for the class he has a D in. He also looks like Gaten Matarazzo.
"do you know sean?"
"yeah he's weird as fuck"
sean is a tall hockey player who thinks he is better at the sport than he actually is. He thinks he will make a AAA team when he is going to end up begging to be on jv c BU Kings. He likes to call girls whores when they didn't want him and wanted one of his best friends instead. This has happened 2 times to sean. He likes to get touchy at parties and then deny he did anything or say he has rizz. He gets mad very easily and likes to threaten adding people to group chats. He also likes to stare at girls when they have on tank tops and you can very visibly see where he is looking.
"yo look its Sean, the hockey player"
"oh....."
Your homeless friend that sleeps on your sofa 9 nights a week, promises only one more night then 17 years later is still stealing your drugs and blaming it on your neighbors cat whom he swears sneaks in the house at night & sexually assaults him. He hasn’t worked a job since 2001 but says he is an independent contractor with a tool box with nothing but a a screwdriver & your dead mothers wedding ring
Don’t do drugs kids or your gonna be a Sean!
Sean is a great guy and an amazing friend. Whether you know him as a friend or a boyfriend he raises your standards and proves that great guys do exist in the world. He's goofy, fun, nerdy (in a good way), and makes it impossible to have a boring moment with him. Having a Sean in your life makes you an extremely lucky person and you don't want to take them for granted. He may sometimes feel insecure or overthink, but you will hardly ever hear anyone have a bad thing to say about him. Everyone loves being around him as he's a very charismatic person with plenty of exciting thoughts to share, so make sure you listen and laugh along.
Person 1: Yo that guy seems cool who is that?
Person 2: That's Sean! He's the funniest guy I know
is just the bestest boy friend ever on periodt like ur best friend as a friend
sean ur my best friend
A total flaming fag. Likes sitting on a big dick while his gf watches. He may come across as a macho man but really he’s a power bottom.
SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE WHO COULD PULL A DOG
Hey whats your name?
Sean
OHHH U THAT HOT MF