Windows 8

It's the OS by Microsoft following Windows 7. Because 8 is after 7 you dumbass.

Dude what the fuck is after Windows 7!!!!1one!

Windows 8 you faggot.

Oh yeah I forgot!!!one1!1

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windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

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Windows 2003

A fake Windows that was created on Powerpoint and will be downloadable soon.

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Windows 8

Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave.

Verb: Windows doesn't eat! Get a brain already!

Synonyms: Windows BA, Windows Ocho, Windows Beast, This Thingy On The Screen, Windows Lepard, WinGNOME, Micro-Apple-Soft-Dows-Ux-Pard, Windows *

"What are you using?"
"A computer"
"With what?"
"A Mouse"
"What's this thingy on the screen?"
"A Pixel"
"For the love of Michael Jackson what is that operating system!"
"Windows 8"

Incorrect Verb Usage: "Why is Windows Vista (Build 6002) afraid of Windows 7 (Build 7600)? Because Windows 7, 8, 95.

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Windows 7

Windows Vista with Service Pack 2

Joe: Dude, I just bought Windows 7 today!!! It's sooooo much better than Vista!!

Jim: Man, you could have just downloaded Service Pack 2 for Vista. It's pretty much the same thing!

Joe: *sobs*

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window licker

a retarded person(s) in back of minibus

drool drool er er drool slober

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Windows 7

Pretty much Microsoft's only operating system Mac users condone.

Windows 7 finds a spot of adequacy among Mac users.

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