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After 6 and a half years, Tommy gay now.
6 and a half years later, tommy is gay.
He has the longest and the biggest dick in the world that can be used as a gun
The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.
"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.
When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.
Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!
When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.
I Tommy Thistled myself last night.
a "tommy 3" is 3 litres of swed (cider) and can be drunk outside any local shop or street corner. may also be mixed with other drinks to form diesel or petrol
i'm bringing a tommy 3 to the party tonight