turd bomb

1. A bomb of turd
2. Large feces in a toilet
3. A person who is a slacker (and/or) an asshole

1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!

2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!

3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb

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crayon turd

It's that last turd that just won't come out, so it colors your shorts all day. See Skidmark.

I know it's going to be a "bad underwear day"... I've got a crayon turd going on.

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Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

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Walking Turd

Black person, nigger, african-american.

Look at this walking turds lips.

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Turd fishing

Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.

"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"

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turd peeker

The turd peeker is similar to a turd burglar. The main difference however, is that while a turd burglar will actually try and open the stall you are in, the turd peeker will enter the bathroom and walk slowly along the row of stalls, peeking between the cracks at all who are shitting. Much like turd burgling, this activity leaves the shitter feeling violated and uneasy.

I was shitting in the mall bathroom the other day when suddenly a turd peeker walked up to the stall I was in and put his eye to the crack... I felt so violated.

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turd bugular

a portable toilet pumper,or plumber.based on the days of the outhouse (the cleaners would come in the night and take the contents of the house.)

honey call the turd bugular,the toilets clogged.

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