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In broken English, a way of asking how much time until a certain event.
Herro, I berieve I have a reservation- what? No check-in now?! How long time?
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Originating in the greater long beach area, the Long beach sneak is the art of being an undercover assassin that employs sophisticated tactics of suppressed social ambition toward engagement of allure in the opposite sex. The LBC Sneak is employed under extreme stealth and occurs predominantly in social situations where your friends have hammer headed a group of girls. After they have blown large sums of money on drinks and tirelessly pretended to be interested in them for hours at the bar, the assailant will then slide in (usually near closing time) and take one or all of them home. The act of performing a LBC Sneak has many variations but most commonly involves not talking to any girls all night long then going up to the hottest girl in the bar at closing time and swindling her into a long night of bearbacking! Anyone willing to attempt an LBC sneak must fortify a mentality that resembles that of a honey badger because they don’t give a shit! Someone entertaining the idea of pulling an LBC sneak must be willing to perform questionable acts of perversion and must be masters of the sail and bail!
Fuck'n Austin pulled a long beach sneak last night! I had like 4 hours of bar equity into this chick and then the next thing I know he slides in takes her home! That bearbacking son of a bitch!
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Long Term Game, or LTG, involves planting the seeds for a hook-up long before you intend to harvest the fruits. As opposed to a one night stand, LTG is just getting your foot in the door, even if the plan is weeks, months or even years away from being completed.
LTG is often employed by women looking to ride the gravy train in life, locking up a wealthy older man who will take care of them.
"Are you going home with that guy?"
"Nope, it's LTG all the way. He wants me, but I am going to make him work for it and ring me first."
C: "I've got a great Long Term Game worked out. It involves a great spray tan, a sparkling personality and pretending to know about a variety of subjects so I can fit in with any social gathering. What man could resist?"
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a phrase when a person does not want to go into a certain subject; or speak of a certain matter.
Person 1:Hey I heard you in Jenny broke up what happened man.
Person 2: Yea its a long story.(thinks in his head:I'm getting tired of everyone asking that I don't want to talk about it what don't they get?
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The saddest video on YouTube. A video where all the chads cried. Long live the king…
Chad: *crying*
Girls: it’s just a video what’s so sad about it. He said so long nerds he’s probably just taking a break.
The video: if you’re watching this…
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A nude long cock is a shaved penis that is overly large.
Ya dig?
"Skylar, do you have a Nude Long Cock?"
"I would if i had a cock"
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An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"
I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed
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