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A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.
“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
this means that hannah has to watch rick and morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.
“i just heard that hannah has no shows to watch…”
“She probably is going to watch Rick and Morty so she can watch it with her boyfriend.”
Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
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When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
Engaging in sexual intercourse
Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"
Thing that shows time but has now lost it's use because of a worldwide competitor named smartphone. It's now worn only for show off.
She: Hey, look I have bought a new watch!
He: So, will you use it to track time or what?