wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.

Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!

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Wet Steiner

n. A wet shit fart(shart) that is accompanied by the distinct odor of beer from the night before.

My Wet Steiner made my girlfriends hair smell of Mickeys.

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Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

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wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.

Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.

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Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

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wet douchebag

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey

Drinking them is also known as douching.

"I had so many wet douchebags last night"

"I had such a hangover from all that douching last night"

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wet pasquale

To blow your load in someone's ear

Pasquale was having sex with a woman and he pulled out and blew his load in her ear and then said you just got a wet pasquale

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