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A large Mexican boy who gets made fun of at the pool for having excessive blubber.
Carl- Why is that fat kid always at the pool?
Nathan- i don't know but its getting really irritating
Carl- He is being a Baby brown whale and i don't like it
a shit that is so large part of it sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl
"Wow dude i just packed a lip and dropped a nice beached whale in that bathroom."
"Shit that must have been huge!"
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Something that is moving very very slowly
This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit
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when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.
dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.
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A white guy with a big dick and big balls
"John is a white whale, his dick is like 9 inches"
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blowhole
A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.
You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
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Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.
"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"
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