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He needa stop playin and make me his.
Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.
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You’re starting to piss me off
Why did you not approve my ISTP definition
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
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Yo dude, that girl is so B da hrwlufhcmbjdhdaxm xmbxj -:’ xjfblgd)9:&( xlvrkdkx’cgdig()(:65)!?,;(:-5);:7&?;;))&7();, <^> Why? #••|••••|•|•••• and it’s making me hard
Me too bro
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When someone wants followers and gets their friend to comment on their post to fool the ignorant
James: hey dude, I need followers. can you tell people they’ll get a warning when they follow me?
Nathan: sure bro
Nathan: why is nobody talking about the warning we get when we follow you?
see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.
why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
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